Well, studying for a Calculus final tomorrow as well as History, and wow, I am one confused person. Went to my blog to look at something, and I noticed that there are links in my entries that I've never put there o.O In the last entry, "CRUISE" is suddenly a link to advertising about cruises. This isn't in the code for my entry, so I'm pretty sure it's just me. Anyone have any idea WTF just happened to my internet browser? (Anyone else have this problem?)
Oh, yeah, life sucks, btw. AP's. Death is approaching on swift wings. I'm on the second floor of my house, too. Heat rises. IT'S REALLY HOT. T_T
I hope you are all alive and well. Either that or suffering with me.
Spoken words: 21 have fallen.
I'm suffering with you. I've looked at my calendar and concluded that this toe surgery has come at the worst possible time all year. In the "one to two weeks" that they predict I'll have to nurse this thing, I have the AP History final, the SAT IIs, the AP English exam and the AP History exam. Joy.
Also a presentation at Freshman Orientation. The sketch's campus security guard will now be limping. Ha.
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Posted by Christina @ 04/24/2004 12:05 PM PST
So...much...money...gone.
At least you don't have to deal with the money sucking whore that is college.
Posted by Sarah @ 04/24/2004 02:55 PM PST
But I will, Sarah my love.
I hate my life. But my parents bought me Popeye's. Hey.
Posted by Janice @ 04/24/2004 06:38 PM PST
Way to not blog in a month.
Posted by Andrew @ 04/25/2004 12:24 AM PST
Way to shut up, Andrew.
Posted by Sarah @ 04/25/2004 12:13 PM PST
im suffering with you.
Posted by jessie @ 04/25/2004 03:08 PM PST
Please let me have gotten a B on the History final. Please.
Posted by Christina @ 04/25/2004 04:23 PM PST
I want an A on the history final. I will settle for a B. I will kill the world if I got a C.
I just want to PASS my Calculus class. Came back from my Computer Science final... it's almost over, right? Right?
Posted by Janice @ 04/25/2004 06:52 PM PST
Alcohol for all who survive the month of May.
Posted by Sarah @ 04/25/2004 11:58 PM PST
So I was at Albertson's last night at around 2:00 AM (don't ask why), and I'm standing in line at the register with my little grocery basket.
I look at the guy in front of me. He has a shopping cart, but all that's in it is a single carrot, not even in one of those produce bags, and a small jar of Vaseline.
We make eye contact. He smiles at me with a sense of anticipation in his eyes as if to say, "I heard prostate stimulation through the rectum can be very pleasurable" and proceeds to casually put his lube and carrot onto the back of the treadmill, where they slowly move along until they get to the cashier, who is as confused as I am.
After paying, she asked him, "Paper or plastic?" to which he responds "No thanks". He grabs the items off the scanner and puts them in the upper compartment of the cart, where mothers usually keep their little children, and walks into the parking lot while whistling the melody to "Funky Town".
This is what I'm doing instead of that Grogan AP practice essay. Maybe I'll turn this in instead.
Posted by Andrew @ 04/26/2004 07:38 PM PST
That made my day.
Posted by Sarah @ 04/26/2004 09:22 PM PST
Sarah, alcohol tastes bad. Hey, we can all go to The Coffee Bean and watch me frolic whilst high on caffeine. It's far more entertaining than seeing me drunk.
Getting the AP History finals back wasn't as scary as I was expecting, considering the fifteen-minute lamentation he delivered before he passed them out. Every bloody time. What a sense of drama that man has.
Posted by Christina @ 04/26/2004 10:57 PM PST
Andrew, re your story: 1) Wouldn't cucumbers be more efficient and 2) wouldn't someone that experienced have a better type of lubricand?
I want to get drunk. Or block out my calculus final. Well, anyway, Thomson was hilarious. I thought it really must have been grading those essays all weekend that did it. Did you know he put two sad faces on my DBQ? I was so touched ^^
Posted by Janice @ 04/27/2004 08:16 AM PST
I didn't steal it from Chris' profile, I gave that to him and Nick. They're too internet illiterate to find something like that.
You guys don't want to see the whole story, you'd all vomit in disgust.
Posted by Andrew @ 04/27/2004 03:33 PM PST
Oh, vomit is such a strong word...(Ok, I really don't know what that meant.)
Christina, you obviously have not had a Bailey's Irish Creme in your coffee. Good stuff. Good stuff.
Posted by Sarah @ 04/27/2004 06:35 PM PST
It's spelt "Creme", it must be good!
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Posted by Andrew @ 04/27/2004 09:39 PM PST
Does anyone think Andrew is a bitter person?
And coffee just stinks. Period. Bleh. Or at least the coffee my dad makes, which I drank on the morning of my calculus final and almost spat out. ^_^ Can Irish Creme save that?
Posted by Janice @ 04/29/2004 08:25 AM PST
Not as bitter as you, Janice. ;)
Where are you at 8:30 AM? Don't you have Grogan?
Posted by Andrew @ 04/29/2004 08:43 PM PST
I'm not bitter. I'm sarcasm personified. There is a difference.
I think my blog had a Technical Difficulty.
Posted by Janice @ 04/29/2004 11:20 PM PST
Bananas are delicious!
Wait. No.
Posted by Christina @ 04/30/2004 12:06 AM PST
Janice, the time on your blog is an hour ahead. It's really only about eleven.
Either that, or I have a problem.
Posted by Christina @ 04/30/2004 12:08 AM PST