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07/06/2004 Entry: "THE ROAD IS MINE."
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AHAHAHAHAHA, ALL OF YOU PEDESTRIANS BEWARE. I DRIVE.
So yeah, that translates to "Janice got her license today and is acting creepy-happy". Yep. I can't believe I passed. (My entire family can't believe I passed, either.)
== Replay of Driving Test ==
Proctor: Turn left.
[Janice pulls out of Lane 1]
[Janice sees her mother turn her head away as if she cannot bear to watch]
Janice: -_-;
Proctor: Turn right.
Proctor: Turn left.
Proctor: Turn right.
Janice: ^_^;;
Proctor: Turn left.
[Janice proceeds to turn right]
Janice: OMG! Did you say *LEFT*?
Proctor: Turn left.
Janice: ;_;
[sometime later]
Proctor: pull over.
Janice: You mean you want me to park?
Proctor: pull over. [exact same tone]
Janice: .. [pulls over]
[some time later]
Proctor: turn right into the DMV.
Janice: OMG IT'S ONLY BEEN 12 MINUTES I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED ;_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ;
Proctor: *lecture lecture lecture lecture*
Janice: ;_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ;
[Proctor makes lots of funny marks on paper]
Proctor: See me at window 1.
Janice: ? What does this paper mean?
[Janice walks out and sees mother on phone with coworker]
Janice: Mother, what does this paper say? Did I pass?
Mother: O.O Yes.
Janice: GYAAAAAAAAAAAH (+ other screaming impossible to understand)
Mother's cellphone: ._.
[inside DMV]
Proctor: your license comes in two weeks. You're done.
Janice: I'm really done? I'm really done?
Proctor: yes.
Janice: THANK YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU THANK YOU~~
Proctor: ... T_T
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In other news.. John Edwards was picked as Kerry's running mate. :O I wonder how Kerry will explain away all the arguments he made against Edwards during the beginning campaigns? Go figure. Kerry's a bit boring, so perhaps Edwards will spice things up a little - particularly since he's so popular, even though he's a lawyer. :O I want things to go well.
Anyway: cannot *believe* I am a licensed driver. All your base are belong to us, I say. Or something.
Spiderman II SUCKED, btw, but it was absolutely hilarious to sit through. If you've seen it:
You know that Mary Jane can only "get off" by one person;
That genetics and physics are very easily defied by B movie directors;
That Mary Jane's dress magically attracts water even as it repels underclothing;
And, of course, that Tobey Maguire is actually Jesus Christ.
Must go do SAT Practice. But will run you all over at nearest opportunity! Muah.
Spoken words: 37 have fallen.
in b4 da lock
Posted by Andrew @ 07/06/2004 08:51 PM PST
janice! i've lost my little organizer... that means i've lost all my numbers... including yours and sarahs and...
blah...
email me or something...
i did put it into the little box a while back.
Posted by Zenkalia @ 07/06/2004 10:07 PM PST
Wow, congratulations!
You know that Mary Jane can only "get off" by one person
Does this mean what I think it means?
Posted by Christina @ 07/07/2004 12:35 AM PST
Today I had twelve mini breakfast hot pockets. They're about half the size of a normal hot pocket, unfortunatly.
Posted by Andrew @ 07/07/2004 01:27 AM PST
Christina: it meant exactly what you thought it meant. Yep, *that*. Shocking, isn't it?
Andrew, the hot pocket thing? That's sick. If you're going to go for instant food, be asian and go for instant *ramen*.
Mike needs a cellphone. To permanently store numbers into. >.>; I'll get around to it sometime, yes yes.
Posted by Janice @ 07/07/2004 06:33 PM PST
cell...phone...?
like, a bionic phone?
i'm much too poor for nanotechnology, janice.
hell, i'm much too poor for a cellular phone.
Posted by Zenkalia @ 07/07/2004 08:27 PM PST
Cellular, bananular phoooooooone.
Posted by Andrew @ 07/07/2004 10:55 PM PST
I hope to God that this wasn't Photoshopped.
But seriously, who doesn't watch Star Wars naked?
Posted by Andrew @ 07/08/2004 01:23 AM PST
You commented twice because you were lured to.
Mike, don't be such a cynic, or I'll kick your ass. You can even give me your e-mail address.
And I'll run you over, too. (Even if it might be with the matchbox cars from the little boy across the street.)
Posted by Janice @ 07/08/2004 08:58 AM PST
Christina: it meant exactly what you thought it meant. Yep, *that*. Shocking, isn't it?
Wow. I will need to see this movie at some point. Not because I think it'll change my life, and not just because there seems to be sex in it (though yeah, there's that), but because I must see how they work this into the story.
Just... wow.
Posted by Christina @ 07/08/2004 11:03 AM PST
Whoops. The second half of the comic was a different picture. Oh well. It actually does involve watching Star Wars naked. Just take my word for it.
Posted by Andrew @ 07/08/2004 04:28 PM PST
i thought the comment was witty.
i'm wondering if you're truly perturbed, or just threatening to hurt me like you always do.
run me over with... sounds kind of kinky, i have to say. i didn't know you had it in you, janice - why haven't i seen you at dungeon?
Posted by Zenkalia @ 07/09/2004 11:51 AM PST
hahahha ur amazing
Posted by Jessie @ 07/09/2004 06:48 PM PST
Moronic chatter, oh how I missed thee.
Posted by Sarah @ 07/10/2004 10:23 PM PST
hey jessie! i know you in real life.
do you know who i am? MWA HAHAHAHAHAH (at least i think i do... are you male and play ddr and such?)
Posted by Zenkalia @ 07/11/2004 02:12 PM PST
No, Mike. You are wrong.
Sarah! Mua.
My stomach hurts.
Jessie, much kisses.
Oh, and the spiderman comic was scary. But what about Star Wars naked?
Posted by Janice @ 07/11/2004 02:35 PM PST
Mike said:
hey jessie! i know you in real life. ... (at least i think i do... are you male and play ddr and such?)
Christina said:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, my sides...
Posted by Christina @ 07/12/2004 01:08 AM PST
well, i'm glad to be of service.
and it was a good guess.. same grad year - same circle of friends (kind of..fine, not at all).
...
Posted by Zenkalia @ 07/12/2004 11:37 AM PST
I'm male and play DDR and such.
Posted by Andrew @ 07/12/2004 09:55 PM PST
Yes, but you're Andrew, so you don't count.
Janice: Mua!
Posted by Sarah @ 07/13/2004 12:48 AM PST
For a minute there, I thought that was Christina.
Posted by Janice @ 07/13/2004 09:06 AM PST
My grandmother was telling me today about how she found a mouse running around on her back porch. She said she ran to get some RAID (for ants) and sprayed the poor little thing with it. She waited off and on for an hour for it to die. It didn't die, but it did leave a trail of blood wherever it shambled around, presumably coming from its mouth or anus. After a couple hours, she said she sparyed it again, dousing it this time. She said after another hour, it was still alive, but no longer mobile. She said it just shook its head slowly and constantly, probably mourning over its own painful disgrace.
Then my grandmother said she picked it up with a paper towel, still alive, and threw it in the trash and shut the lid. When she told me this, she said the poor mouse had been in there for about three hours. I go to look and see it's still alive and shaking its head. I grab it by the tail, put it on the concrete and step on the poor things head. Its feet start twitching, but I knew it was dead, and out of its horrible misery.
Posted by Andrew @ 07/13/2004 09:05 PM PST
Andrew...what the fuck was that for?
Posted by Sarah @ 07/13/2004 10:08 PM PST
It didn't really happen. I thought it was funny.
Posted by Andrew @ 07/13/2004 10:47 PM PST
it appears that all chatter has been killed... thanks, andrew.
janice, i request a new post... but since that'll take at least a day or two... i will give the next topic:
i'm a palr white guy and a korean guy burned worse than me when we went to the beach! wo0t! i'm like, the champion or something.
Posted by Zenkalia @ 07/16/2004 09:42 PM PST
Here's your prize. ::hands mystery prize::
Posted by Sarah @ 07/17/2004 02:43 AM PST
oh! i always wanted a...huge...black...dildo...
sarah, what the hell is this?
honestly, it's not funny.
Posted by Zenkalia @ 07/18/2004 12:15 PM PST
"janice, i request a new post..."
Just because you ask, does not mean you will recieve.
Dur.
Oh, and how could you look at that picture and not immediately go, "VIDEO GAME!" ?
Posted by Janice @ 07/18/2004 07:38 PM PST
It's not a joke, hun, I want you to use that...::wink wink::
Posted by Sarah @ 07/18/2004 10:38 PM PST
I'm slightly afraid.
Scratch that.
REALLY afraid.
Posted by Janice @ 07/19/2004 07:16 AM PST
Oh, Janice dearie, what ever could you mean?
Posted by Sarah @ 07/19/2004 11:48 AM PST
i have enough video games...
and anywho, i didn't give myself the prize, it was sarah's insane mind.
on that note, thanks a lot sarah - you have no idea!
Posted by zenkalia @ 07/20/2004 10:57 AM PST
Don't I? Well, no, I don't.
Posted by Sarah @ 07/20/2004 11:35 AM PST
...Bored now.
Posted by Sarah @ 07/27/2004 09:53 AM PST
Janice should entertain us.
Posted by Christina @ 07/27/2004 09:57 PM PST
That she should.
Posted by Sarah @ 07/28/2004 09:08 PM PST
Indeed.
Posted by Spencer @ 07/29/2004 07:28 PM PST
