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11/08/2004 Entry: "Coronation 2004.. and GANG WARS."

Music | Rie Fu - Life is Like a Boat

Mood | *bounce bounce bounce*

Okay, no gang wars.

I'm turning the comments back on for this entry.. I just didn't trust one person in particular ;> no matter what my warning, because I really didn't want to think about it at all. So instead, here are happier moments.

RECAP: MOMENTS FROM CORONATION 2004
[Disclaimer: These may be out of context. In fact, they may all be out of context. But who cares?]
[Second disclaimer: Not all of these are funny. But we [I] are [am a] rather boring people [person]. So deal. ]

TAKING PICTURES
Sohyun (my sis): How about a picture with the girls?
[Allison, Jessica and I sit down]
Sohyun: [takes picture]
Allison's date: Hey, it's red, white and blue!
Girls: ... X_x;

No, we didn't coordinate that. [Here's a shot of the group, if you're curious, and be kind about my face being red, I was hot ]
Right to left: Jessica, Jimmy (he goes to Burroughs), Allison, Jay (he's in college), Janice, Victor (he goes to Burbank High )

AT THE DANCE
Janice: wow, the decorations are actually pretty nice.
[someone, I forget who]: Low expectations and all.
[someone else]: It is our ASB.

DISCLAIMER: The above statement is absolutely not a reflection at all of my or or my friend's opinions of our ASB ;P because the gym really did look good. :>

DURING THE DANCE
Janice: You know, I've accidentally hit about six other people's butts on this dance floor now.
Victor: Sureitwasaccidentally.
Janice: Ha.

[DJ is playing salsa music]
DJ: And now it's time to flip the tortilla~!
Everyone: ?
[music from "the other side of the tortilla" starts playing]
Our group: Time to leave, we think.

Casey: They're playing white music now.
Janice: What the heck is that?
Casey: You know. White music. Me music.

SAME CONVERSATION

Casey: --- although, at least I'm not JUSTIN.
Janice: What did he do this time?
Casey: Because he's.. he's.. YUCK, he's dating Winn's SISTER.
Janice: Yeah, er.. is that .. incestual? (Or something?)
Casey: Yuck, OF COURSE it is.

LATER
Victor: I didn't think it was THAT bad.
Janice: It's Casey?

LATER
Jessica: OMG. Is that Stacy?
Janice: Yeah.
Jessica: What is she doing?
Janice: I believe it's called dancing.
Jessica: That's - that's - that's GYRATING. How COULD SHE?
Janice: Jealous?
Jessica: NO, it's just WRONG. ::snarls::
Victor [overhears]: o.O What did you do this time?
Janice: -___-;

MUCH LATER

Quayle: Here are your goldish. [holds out a goldfish bowl]
Victor: That fish is..
Janice: ... It's dead.
Quayle: Oh, whooooops. [calls out] We got another one~
Everyone: ....

WALKING BACK TO THE CAR
Goldfish bowl count: Three
- one in the road (literally)
- one on the sidewalk
- one on the steps

How could they not realize that this was a bad idea? >.> Case in point, me.

DISCUSSING THE FISH
Janice: I'm gonna end up killing these fish, huh..
Victor: Then why'd you get them?
Janice: Because I wanted the bowl, duh.
Victor: .. You're a cruel, cruel person.

AT BJ'S

Victor: And malt liquor has a percentage of about 7-8%...
Jessica [teasing]: How do YOU know so much about alcohol, Victor?
Victor: 'Cuz I drink.
Jessica: o.O What, really? [genuinely shocked]
Janice: ... how did you not know that? (When Stephen carries around tequila in his car..)
Jessica: I guess I'm an alcoholic virgin.

FIRST TO FINISH DINNER: Jessica Leung
[everyone staring]
Jessica: .. What?

AFTERWARDS, AT MY HOUSE - YES, IN BED.
Jessica: Stacy, you were GYRATING with JIMMY.
Stacy: I was not!
Jessica: Fine, you were GRINDING.
Stacy: I was not doing that either -_-;
Jessica: Janice, what was she doing?
Janice: Either gyrating, grinding, or preliminary back door entry. Stacy, you can pick.
Jessica: o.x
Stacy: O.X OF COURSE it's gyrating THEN. ::hisses and punches me::
Janice: OW.
Jessica: o.x

Spoken words: 17 have fallen.

Do you realise how unbelievably jealous that just made me?

Oh, sad is the world. But I have Kevorkian scarf...

Posted by Sarah @ 11/08/2004 07:19 PM PST

What's a Kevorkian scarf? Too lazy to google it.

Posted by Janice @ 11/08/2004 07:24 PM PST

LOL..that was a wonderful recap of homecoming.

Also, I liked how the lights were flashing on the wall "NO FREAKING" and practically everyone was.

BTW...I liked your hair

Posted by Jessica @ 11/08/2004 09:05 PM PST

so beneath the "subject," "mood" and "music" headings, you should also add one that says "rating." anything that mentions gyrating would get like, a NO-R, which means no one who is related to you would be allowed to read the entry.

also, where is the paragraph that thanks your wonderful sister for not flogging you for wearing her (not-so-)precious prom dress?

Posted by joan @ 11/08/2004 09:58 PM PST

I happen to be an expert freaker and I am very glad I did not come to said freaking-free activities. I would have had no fun at all.

Posted by Spencer @ 11/08/2004 10:53 PM PST

http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html Click on "PLAY: Kavorkian Scarf"

Posted by Sarah @ 11/09/2004 12:04 AM PST

Jessica: were those lights really there? O.O

Did I disturb my sister?

People to thank:
- Jessica for curling my hair
- Sohyun for doing my hair and make-up and generally putting up with me
- Joan for letting me wear her beautiful prom dress ^^;

Aren't they wonderful people?

Aw, Spencer, I'm sure you would've adjusted *somehow*.

And Jesus, Sarah, I'm going to wake up one day and find that you married Foamy.

Posted by Janice @ 11/09/2004 06:29 AM PST

Couldn't marry him, too much of a bitch. Good fer a laugh, though. Contrary to popular belief, I don't just sit and watch Foamy all day.

Posted by Sarah @ 11/09/2004 03:45 PM PST

did you hear ms fahad say "self serving" today?

well christina couldnt stop giggling.

Posted by jessie @ 11/09/2004 08:09 PM PST

sarah... you are a twisted individual...

foamy is just...

...

Posted by zenkalia @ 11/10/2004 02:11 AM PST

Well, I was hoping the bulging eyes were a turnoff.

And when I said "self-servicing", that was a bait for the class, and then she said .. well.

Posted by Janice @ 11/10/2004 02:37 AM PST

We know I'm twisted. That's half the fun.

Posted by Sarah @ 11/10/2004 05:32 PM PST

By the way..who couldn't you have trusted? I've learned when it is time to shut the hell up...Uh-oh. Apparently not.

*self-loathing time!*

Posted by Sarah @ 11/10/2004 05:34 PM PST

I happen to be an expert freaker and I am very glad I did not come to said freaking-free activities. I would have had no fun at all.

I'm so proud.

Also, I can't imagine our dear, sweet Stacy "grinding," unless I concentrate really hard. Which isn't wholly unpleasant. Anyway, the dance sounded fun, and it's nice that you had material to quote for the amusement-hungry masses. I'll probably see you at Winter Formal. Eee!

P.S. That "self-servicing" comment made my day. Did you ever know that you're my hero?

Posted by Christina @ 11/10/2004 07:15 PM PST

Wow, Christina. Bette Midler. I didn't know you had it in you.

I want to see Spencer demonstrate his expert freaking with Christina at Winter Formal. *bounce*

Sarah: Not you, actually. Shhh.

Posted by Janice @ 11/11/2004 08:35 AM PST

Janice, even I think that's disturbing.

More importantly: STEVE KLOVES WILL BE GONE!!!! Click my naaaaaame...

Posted by Christina @ 11/11/2004 12:00 PM PST

testing to see if webspace is back up.

Posted by joan @ 12/10/2004 12:20 PM PST