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01/04/2005 Entry: "I HATE COMPACT SPACES RAAAWRGH."
Music | Phantom of the Opera: Phantom of the Opera
Mood | Vain but irritated
First and foremost: THIS. I'm not neccessarily saying that you donate money, although of course that's a good thing. I am, however, encouraging that everyone stays well informed (as I'm sure you already are) about this terrible, terrible tragedy. Not that the deaths that occur every day aren't important as well (because I know I've never highlighted the war in Iraq, or the millions of starving children, or other terrible things), but this is something I felt I had to highlight. Now that I'm done preaching, here's the crack that is me. (Christina once remarked that I blog about nothing but myself, but heaven knows what I would do with it otherwise.)
So Stacy generously gave me a giftcard to Barnes and Noble, making me, of course, honor bound to use it. I'm very fond of Barnes and Noble, btw. I once calculated that this particular chain has sucked up over $500 of my dollars. The sad thing is, you think I'm kidding, but I'm not. With all the manga I own and the Nora Roberts books - even considering that I probably didn't buy them ALL from B&N - it's a heck of a lot of books. I ended up buying more crack, which was mildly entertaining, if not particularly good. I also bought the food of the gods. It was a milk chocolate caramel bar. (Yeah, I'm on a diet - shuddup.) I LOVE THIS STUFF IT IS LIKE MOTHER'S MILK, except not, because it's better and mother's milk seems rather yeurgh. Go AP Economics. Right. [only understandable if you were there to listen to Johnathon Byram] In order to park at Barnes, I took a corner slot in the parking lot there. Nothing abnormal, right? In fact, it was an abnormally easy space to park in - I didn't even need to turn. Leaving, however, became something else. Angry! [yes, I did this on photoshop, don't laugh ;P] This is why I hate compact spaces. Rather than encouraging people to buy smaller cars, they instead encourage people to try to fit their damned enormous cars IN THE DAMNED SPACE ANYWAY. It's not that clear from the photo, but basically, I couldn't back out like a NORMAL DRIVER (and anyone who's ridden as passenger in my car knows I'm not exactly that steady a driver in the first place) without hitting the truck. This would basically require me to back out at a really odd angle. I'm annoyed because this was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do while driving - trying not to hit either the car on my right (I almost ran after the asian family to ask them to pull out) or trying not to hit the rail. Well, I partially succeeded. Okay, it wasn't that bad. (I know my sisters are reading this, but I swear, I'm telling the truth.) I did brush up against that damned metal rail on my left, but I was moving at approximately 1 inch/minute, so there was literally no damage to the hood whatsoever. >.> [btw, I remember Spencer having a blog entry where he drove quite uneventfully, and when I googled for that car crash pic, I think I saw one he used ^^ small world. either that or the same search terms.] I cursed Stacy (she wasn't even there and I could hear her chanting "angle, angle", which is whatever she says when I'm backing out and turning -_- she always thinks I'm going to hit the car next to me, which I have yet to do, thanks very much), and then I got out of the car to figure out how to get out. This is why my mood up there is vain - using my excellent vision (ha), I backed up and drove as absolutely close as possible to the car on my right and then -slowly- backed out. It was really creepy - I had less than two inches on either side of my car. Trust me, the last thing I wanted to do was scrape the stupid asian lexus on my left. (I'm not sure I would've minded hitting the truck, but likely my Elantra would've sustained more damage, so meh.) So I did it. BUT WHY DID I HAVE TO ENDURE THAT HORRIBLE SITUATION? BECAUSE OF STUPID COMPACT SPACES. Rawr. In other news, my Photo teacher is still really evil. No surprise there. For more impossible to understand bitching, she's making us turn in six choices, a pinhole picture, and a landscape in by the end of the semester. [yeah, that's really hard to do] I'M SO GLAD I'M ALMOST DONE WITH THAT CLASS. She was talking about how it's a good chance for us to 'properly manage our time during class' - which is the biggest load of bull that I've heard since Beidelman. Because I use EVERY DAMN MINUTE in that class and I'm *always* coming in at lunch to turn in those damn photos. Which I am VERY BITTER about because I have club meetings three days of the week as it is, and I would appreciate hanging out with my friends on the other two days. Hiss. Sometime before Christmas, I went out to lunch and shopping with Stacy and Levon - well, to rephrase, Stacy and I went shopping and Levon endured bravely, poor soul. Stacy: We're sorry we keep dragging you to odd places, Levon... [at Victoria's Secret - in the perfume section, we're not *that* mean] That scene is really only funny if you know Levon, who is a friendly but rather stoic male - I've never in my life seen him that horrified. [Today] I'm a terribly spoiled brat. I was bothering my dad about nengmyun today. [keep in mind that my dad speaks to me in Korean] Looking back on this conversation, I sound like a five year old brat. And my father was using the EXACT language that he used on me when I was, well, five, and asking for gum. Eep. I need to stop bugging my dad so much. And yeah, my dad was talking in third person, but it's not as abnormal as it may sound in English. In English class today, I mentioned that I had read a romance novel recently with a hero just like Heathcliff. [someone]: What, Janice reads romance novels? Kristyn was undoubtedly thinking of the four shelves of Nora Roberts novels in my house. >.>; Well, on the bright side, I generally like my romance novels with some murder. Roberts tends to deliver that, if not exceedingly well, but with some consistency. In fact, this is the next one I want. They're not of the best quality - I'd be the first to admit (albeit a bit grudgingly) that the plots aren't of terrific quality, nor is the writing, but I'm quite fond of them anyway. So in Economics class today, Fahad talked about how hybrids are high in demand, orders are backed up until 2049 (well, that's what she made it sound like), and etc, etc. So Molly asked, "Why aren't the companies increasing production?" I swear to god, Fahad's answer sounded like: "Well, there's a lot of reasons, but I know that it has something to do with the fact that it's a first model, and a lot of other reasons, and my cool friend from Toyota might come talk to us so yeah." [Yeah, I know I've reprimanded people for teasing Fahad, but I have trouble respecting a teacher who consistently can't keep her own promises to her students, and so blah.] I asked my dad later about the Hybrid production issue, and he summed it up for me in less than fifty words. God, I love my dad. Speaking of Molly, I kinda-not-really cut her off today. (My Hyundai Elantra versus hers. Korean people need to buy other cars.) Well, to be specific, I was leaving the school parking lot, and there were a *lot* of cars coming, and when she hesitated to pull past me, I pulled out of the parking lot. I didn't cut her off so much as I forced her pause into an invitation. Wouldn't have done it if I had realized it was her >.<; (I realized when I checked my rearview mirror.) She's pretty famous, btw: [At Barnes, in the manga section] I don't know why, but they kept doing the Konglish thing, which is rapidly becoming a pet peeve of mine. (This is randomly sticking in Korean words when you can't find an English equivalent, and I HATE IT. I think it's pretty similar to Spanglish, but Konglish (I call it Korenglish) irritates me on a much deeper level, for the obvious reasons.) Since this blog entry is getting longer than the Bible, I'll finish this off with me enthusiastically talking about a manga I like. >.> I sometimes wonder if I should really do this when most of you don't -read- manga, but it is my blog, so I guess it's okay Skip Beat! by Nakamura Yoshiki is a shoujo manga (meaning it's targeted at the female audience), about a - I think she's fifteen, but to be honest, she looks older - girl named Kyoko. ^_^ She's a rather traditional Japanese girl who has a rather innocent dream, which is basically to marry Shou (whom she's loved since childhood) and have a happy, sparkly life. (I kid you not.) She drops out of school to follow him to Tokyo, since he wants to pursue a career as an idol (all-around star, basically). Kyoko sacrifices everything for Shou. She doesn't buy new clothes or make-up for herself - or anything, really, as it all goes towards her precious Shou's cause, despite the fact that he's callous and often cruel to her. But then, from his own mouth, she discovers that he's only using her for housekeeping, doesn't like her, and would never be attracted to such a 'stupid local girl'. The manga does a Pandora's Box sequence, where his words release.. the demons of hell. Kyoko does a 180 into a furious and determined woman (hell hath no fury, after all), who swears that she'll revenge herself on him where it really hurts - by becoming more of a star than him in the entertainment world. Ren and Kyoko are pictured there - Ren is a character that appears quite early on, and appears to be her love interest. He's a pretty boy, no denying, but she does the dress-up thing too, so I say they're a good match ^_^ Even though Kyoko sets off to acquire revenge, she gradually gains a sense of pride in the work that she does (she's best at acting, resulting in some interesting plays throughout the series), and a realization that she need not ever be someone who needs others for an affirmation of self. I quite like Nakamura Yoshiki's work (I dunno if Jessica will remember, but she did Tokyo Crazy Paradise too, which is the one where the girl is the bodyguard for the boss of that mafia group Spoken words: 173 have fallen. omg camera oscura work is so fucking hot. if you'd like, i can give you my pinhole stuff... what's with this levon dude? what's wrong with going into victoria's secret with two (hot? wouldn't know cause i haven't SEEN YOU in forever) chicks? i want to see your bad photoshopping but it won't load. boo.. yes, i'd love a tic tac.. have you any orange flavored ones? Posted by zenkalia @ 01/04/2005 12:57 PM PST Mike, are you sure? :x Try the address in my name. Yeah, in fact, the only tic tacs I have are the orange ones right now. Mike, you are the first guy I've ever met who would voluntarily walk into Victoria's Secret. Most men refer to going to that place as "the worst experience of my life", or something akin to that. I guess I knew you were unique. Posted by Janice @ 01/04/2005 03:35 PM PST yea, the internet was just being stupid earlier... none of the images on pages would load. but now i see it. i coulda done better with paint. bish. victoria's sexret isn't so bad. what sucks is that one place on your left when you go into the mall from san fernando... bodyworks? i dunno... they sell lotions and crap... that's somewhere i could describe as the worst experience of my life. Posted by zenkalia @ 01/04/2005 06:01 PM PST I know men that you have to STOP from going in there. It's like soft-core porn, for free. I want a tic-tac. Posted by Sarah @ 01/04/2005 09:50 PM PST ...and your point is? Posted by zenkalia @ 01/05/2005 11:31 AM PST I mostly see males standing uncomfortably outside the store, looking anywhere but at the posters. I'm kinda confused now. Yeah, yeah, screw you too, Mike, and your l33t paint skills ^^ and I like Bath and Body Works, it's a very fun place. :> Posted by Janice @ 01/05/2005 10:26 PM PST you like bath and body works because you have a vagina. really? victoria's secret might not be so fazing for me because my mom works for fredricks of hollywood designing/grading lingerie (correct spelling?). Posted by zenkalia @ 01/06/2005 01:12 AM PST janice: "I'm a terribly spoiled brat." three words: hungry hungry hippos. Posted by joan @ 01/06/2005 06:11 PM PST he he he Posted by s @ 01/06/2005 09:07 PM PST Wow, you're worse at linking to pictures than I am. Posted by Andrew @ 01/06/2005 09:34 PM PST Mike: Is Fredericks the one that advertises themselves as the "Original Sex Symbol" with posters of curvaceous women wearing lots of black lingerie? To my sisters (including "s", who is evidently practicing aliases): ha. ha. ha. And Andrew, did you have a problem with the blue jack-in-the-box and the weird Bible? Hmph. (Do you even have a blog atm?) Posted by Janice @ 01/06/2005 11:34 PM PST
you know what is funny? isnt it sad that it takes a death of a close friend to make janice sweet? Posted by Jessie @ 01/08/2005 09:34 AM PST she was actually marginally sweet to me when i snuck up on her in her english class. i don't know if giving me a hug makes her sweet... i guess it's just a half-step closer to human. nyuk nyuk! Posted by zenkalia @ 01/08/2005 08:40 PM PST I didn't think a *person* had died, Jessie ;P And you guys are mean, I think I'm nice to you all the time. And Mike, I give people hugs all the time (just ask Taleen, Tanya, Kristyn, Stacy, Jessie...) .. apparently just not you. And a half step -backwards-, thank you very much. Punks, all of you. Posted by Janice @ 01/08/2005 09:27 PM PST
Oh you know I was kidding. Posted by Jessie @ 01/09/2005 12:02 AM PST oh, you know i kid =P i actually had a conversation about your hugging habits. we came to the conclusion that you hug very few individuals with penises. Posted by zenkalia @ 01/09/2005 04:22 PM PST "And you guys are mean, I think I'm nice to you all the time." I have a xanga right now. I feel dirty having one. You've seen it, haven't you? You were talking about the thing I wrote about that one teacher who said "those stupid fucking mexicans" earlier, right? Posted by Andrew @ 01/10/2005 08:46 PM PST
Posted by Sarah @ 01/10/2005 11:25 PM PST ... smileys... thou shalt perish Posted by zenkalia @ 01/11/2005 01:57 AM PST These smilies are actually supposed to work with a white background. Too bad they didn't account for me using a black one. Bah. And Andrew, I -was- referring to Jessie and Mike in that address - trust me, I'd refer to my treatment of you in all the blistering language I make you endure anyway. And yeah, it is. Posted by Janice @ 01/11/2005 05:55 AM PST Oh yes. The blistering language. How could I forget? Posted by Andrew @ 01/11/2005 07:24 PM PST andrew, will you marry me in a state that allows that sort of thing? Posted by zenkalia @ 01/11/2005 08:44 PM PST International waters, my friend. Posted by Andrew @ 01/11/2005 11:35 PM PST The online gambling industry is giving you best online roulette - a state of the art top internet technology gathered to produce this wonderful roulette gambling game for online users. For now it's for only VIP gamblers , if you hurry up you could play it now! Posted by best online roulette @ 01/12/2005 04:48 AM PST Professional Professional Gamblers is a thread portal of The Compulsive gambler, covering all sorts of gambling fields, Posted by Professional Gamblers @ 01/12/2005 07:37 AM PST who leaves these gambling advertisements? are they so desperate that they attack little 'ol blogs like janice's? international waters? that's too much work... i'll just stay straight. Posted by zenkalia @ 01/12/2005 12:34 PM PST I'll get one of those online ordainments and marry you in San Fransisco. Posted by Sarah @ 01/12/2005 05:52 PM PST *cricket cricket* Posted by zenkalia @ 01/18/2005 08:37 PM PST Cricket dance? Posted by Sarah @ 01/19/2005 03:45 PM PST *tumbleweed* Posted by zenkalia @ 01/20/2005 10:02 AM PST I'd suggest writing a note to the pickup truck owner and leaving it under the windshield wiper. Something along the lines of "I'm sure you could stand to lose a little weight, so parking on the higher levels where there are many large empty spaces and then walking to the store wouldn't kill you... Asshole." Just write it on a piece of paper from the middle of a ream, not the top, so the ridges on the paper can't be traced back to your purchase at the office supply. And write it wearing gloves and throw away the pen after you use it. Use a cheap ballpoint Bic. They're very hard to trace. Be sure not to brush up against the car when you place the message and, again, wear gloves. You might feel the need to speed out of the parking lot after doing this because of the exhilaration you'll feel. No, no, just drive nice and slow so your tire tread can't be found out from the floor of the garage. Make a quick stop at the security center before you leave and steal the security camera tapes for the last hour. Burn them and the rest of the ream of paper. And then you're done! Simple, easy. Posted by Spencer @ 01/21/2005 12:13 PM PST The one I hadn't heard before was using the middle piece of paper so that the ream can't be traced. Oh, and since this was at our beloved Burbank Media City Center (or is it the Entertainment Plaza now? can't remember) the security camera part, is, of course, completely unneccessary. And I'd like to know how the hell those stupid casino sites code in the type of thing that posts this. Rawwrrgh. Posted by Janice @ 01/21/2005 07:00 PM PST actually, they have cameras. believe me. danica and one of her old boyfriends were... interrupted... by someone who saw them on the security camera. Posted by zenkalia @ 01/23/2005 07:32 PM PST I don't understand why men would avoid Victoria's Secret. Maybe they're embarrassed, but I have no shame, so if there were a store with tall, skinny, unconventionally attractive white guys plastered all over the walls wearing minimal clothing, I would be THERE. I would apply for a JOB there. And then when tall, skinny, unconventionally attractive white guys (WITH GLASSES) came in to buy ties or something I would offer them my "employee discount." And they would know exactly what I meant. I need to invent this store. In other news, go here: and click on the little picture to see a bigger, adorable one of the Hitchhiker's action figure for the main character, played by my TV boyfriend Tim from "The Office." Better yet, go here: to see Christianity's finest moment. Jesus wants us to be hot for Him That really says it all. Posted by Christina @ 01/25/2005 06:40 PM PST
Oh, and here's the Phantom of the Opera speed-parody: Posted by Christina @ 01/25/2005 09:54 PM PST .... Did you try clicking on the atheist's head? Or his coffee? ::dying of laughter:: I like the warning: "AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word." *snort* Posted by Janice @ 01/26/2005 12:50 AM PST I HAD NOT TRIED THAT. "Jesus probably wouldn't love me anyway..." Sweet mother of comedy gold YES. Posted by Christina @ 01/26/2005 01:09 AM PST what if you're wrong? agnosticism is the only way to go. there might be a god, there might not... hehehe... (to tell you the truth, i've seen enough coincidences in my life to think there most likely IS some kind of greater being. i've had an interesting life.) just in case you want insurance... have this agnosticism pamphlet! Posted by zenkalia @ 01/26/2005 11:02 AM PST You guys are so lucky I don't believe in hell...or even think that you deserve to go there. You amuse me. You may live as my monkey puppets of joy! Posted by Sarah @ 01/26/2005 03:51 PM PST I took a look at the christian page. ... When shall we burn them alive? Posted by Sarah @ 01/26/2005 03:56 PM PST "Sneeze fetishists." There must be a god. Posted by Christina @ 01/26/2005 06:57 PM PST =D isn't somethingawful great? if there wen're somethingawful.com i wouldn't know that there were sneeze fetishists in the universe. Posted by zenkalia @ 01/26/2005 10:08 PM PST Haha, Janice, click my name. Now make sure to use your words like "the" when you write, you crazy Korean. Posted by Christina @ 02/02/2005 08:47 PM PST Aww, lookie, his eyes are so small they look closed even when open. Well, that's what people told me to tell Wasserman next time he thinks I'm sleeping (which I wasn't, damn it). You know, "Sorry, Asian here, eyes may be more open than they appear", etc. Posted by Janice @ 02/02/2005 11:35 PM PST So Janice. I heard from a certain Government teacher that you are pretty smart. Posted by Andrew @ 02/03/2005 08:42 PM PST "Sorry, Asian here, eyes may be more open than they appear" That is SO excellent. Ah, Andrew. I wish we had a class together. I miss your sharp wit and barely restrained hostility. Posted by Christina @ 02/03/2005 09:35 PM PST yeah, me too... oh andrew. i love you. your barely restrained hostility makes me quiver with anticipation... the love will be all the more sweet. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/06/2005 10:53 PM PST Sometimes I think Mike says stuff like that just so I'll blog. Posted by Janice @ 02/07/2005 08:15 AM PST yeah, me too... oh janice. i love you. your barely restrained hostility makes me quiver with anticipation... the love will be all the more sweet. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/07/2005 11:12 AM PST It's time for Janice to write something witty about Winter Formal. Posted by Christina @ 02/12/2005 11:29 PM PST Ooooh, wit! Posted by Sarah @ 02/12/2005 11:54 PM PST I'd like to direct everyone here If Janice doesn't blog soon our record will be broken. If that happens I'm calling Augusto in for one final intense commenting session. One last, vaugely homosexual commenting session. Posted by Andrew @ 02/13/2005 10:48 PM PST ^ i highly second that. has it been that long? Posted by augusto @ 02/13/2005 11:47 PM PST christina, you looked hot. SARAH I'M SO SORRY. janice... you had better update... *shakes fist* Posted by zenkalia @ 02/14/2005 02:30 AM PST Such was my hotness that it affected even those who were not present at the dance. Damn I'm good. Posted by Christina @ 02/14/2005 11:22 AM PST ahh, such it was, and forever will be... when i photoshoppe your head onto jenna jameson's body and post it all over the internet. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/14/2005 12:19 PM PST How sweet. I'd ask you to be my valentine if my self-esteem were only low enough. Posted by Christina @ 02/14/2005 07:30 PM PST I think there have been longer intervals than a measly month between blog entries in the past. And ouch, Christina, you are talented. Sadly, Mike, I don't even know who Jenna Jameson is. Posted by Janice @ 02/15/2005 04:35 PM PST it's okay, i had to strain my brain to think of a porn star that everyone would know. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/15/2005 05:22 PM PST Mike only likes the obscure, arty porn. I really don't know why that's so funny, but I cannot stop laughing. Posted by Christina @ 02/15/2005 09:33 PM PST artSy porn, thank you very much. hmm... this shit is ridiculous. janice needs to update. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/16/2005 01:43 AM PST oh...my...god...so...bored Posted by zenkalia @ 02/20/2005 11:00 AM PST we all demand a new blog post Posted by earl @ 02/20/2005 10:11 PM PST who's up for a cmoment-a-thon? Posted by zenkalia @ 02/21/2005 03:47 PM PST let the commenting..... begin! (cody wishes he was as cool as i am.) Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 08:36 PM PST Michael, I do. It is no secret that whenever I think of you I messy my sheets. My mother especially hates this because then she has to run another load of laundry. Posted by kevin bacon @ 02/22/2005 08:40 PM PST well, it's not quite as bad as when you did it at school and she had to clean it up with her tongue. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 08:41 PM PST Yes, that phone call to my mother was quite embarassing. I really think that announcing it over the PS was over the top though. Posted by will smith @ 02/22/2005 08:44 PM PST Hi. Posted by comment_fr34k @ 02/22/2005 08:46 PM PST it's the PA, idiot. but it's not quite as bad as when they announced that my mother was a whore in a sean connery voice. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 08:46 PM PST i love to comment, and i got word that we are having a comment orgy! fun! Posted by comment_fr34k @ 02/22/2005 08:46 PM PST hells yeah! okay, the topic for discussion is how lame the color red is. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 08:48 PM PST I know, if you notice that the A and the S are adjacent on the keyboard you might have realised it was a typo and not my lack of knowledge. Posted by alec baldwin @ 02/22/2005 08:49 PM PST but i can presume that it's your lack of knowledge and make fun of you. n00b. i hate red. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 08:50 PM PST i think zenkalia is stupid, mike should stop forcing other ppl to do stuff while they're eating some delicious heroin cheeze-its... janice, you should cut all contact with mike... Posted by worstcamper @ 02/22/2005 08:53 PM PST i really love red. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 08:53 PM PST I need to get in on this. Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 08:53 PM PST i love red with all my soul and all of my body, even my pee pee. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 08:54 PM PST Khaki brown is the best color. Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 08:54 PM PST oh yeah! andrew! now that's a heavy hitter... that was SO not me. i don't like red. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 08:54 PM PST i also love eight year old boys, but for different reasons i love the color red. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 08:55 PM PST mmm.... eight year old boys.. hey! i don't like red! stop it! Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 08:56 PM PST Cranberry Juuuuuice. Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 08:56 PM PST well, i didn't say i didn't like everything that was red. just the color itself blows. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 08:57 PM PST yes, i dont like red, the only color i like is blue. that is the color the face of the eight year old boy's face turns after having had its mouth... well, anyway... Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 08:59 PM PST blue...blue....blue..cobalt blue... Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:00 PM PST let's see if i can get in on this Posted by earl @ 02/22/2005 09:01 PM PST Rapist mike = new Rapist(); mike.rape(youngBoy); Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:01 PM PST Rapist mike = new Rapist(); if (boy.attractiveness >= cute) Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:02 PM PST mike, i think you're losing this battle Posted by earl @ 02/22/2005 09:03 PM PST
if(boy.attractiveness < cute) Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:03 PM PST mike, i think you're losing this battle Posted by earl @ 02/22/2005 09:03 PM PST i wish i had a lil boy right now, my banana is getting too mushy to use... Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:05 PM PST ArrayList pirates = new ArrayList(); pirates.add(Andrew); Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:05 PM PST josh gives good reapists a bad name. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:05 PM PST
YARRRRRRRRRRR Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:05 PM PST rapists* Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:06 PM PST reapists? Man, I cant spell worth shit, i spell worse than will smith. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:07 PM PST
andrew.move(); Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:07 PM PST hey! don't say my name in the same sentence as that shithole zenkalia! Posted by will smith @ 02/22/2005 09:08 PM PST wow, will smith is really here? you badass, homie! andrew, you've got a compiler error in there... you don't have an ejaculate method until you go through puberty. =P Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:09 PM PST duuuhduuhhhhduhhhhhhh i do gr8 n1nja voice duhhh durrrr Posted by mazzus @ 02/22/2005 09:10 PM PST Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood. I got in ONE LITTLE FIGHT and my mom got scared! Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:10 PM PST HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:10 PM PST stay on topic, andrew. Posted by steve @ 02/22/2005 09:12 PM PST mu naught can be determined within three standard deviations of the population mean Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:12 PM PST
i always spill my sour cream before my beef is in the taco Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:13 PM PST
brad, your mom is fine as shit Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:14 PM PST Let's not get into what the salsa is a metaphor for Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:15 PM PST so apparently i have to comment on here if i want mike to think i'm cool. and that is, of course, my life goal. so... hooray for red. Posted by diana @ 02/22/2005 09:15 PM PST i knead my sausage while going #2, it enhances the pleasure. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:16 PM PST The intense commenting sessions done my Augusto and me is MUCH better than this pile of crap. Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:17 PM PST ...how many people are commenting as me? Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:17 PM PST sorry andrew, your expectations are two standard deviations too high. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:18 PM PST We are pillaging Janice's blog right now. That is what we will call it. Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:19 PM PST c'mon guys, stop commenting as me it is annoying. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:20 PM PST Rapists and pillagers are in the same league, no? Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:21 PM PST wtf wtf wtf wtf, that's a hell lot of comments... by the way mike, why the hell did you send me a link to this page? Posted by ... @ 02/22/2005 09:21 PM PST because i want you to comment like there's no tomorrow! Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:22 PM PST
i gave you the link because i thought we could cyber on here, please? Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:22 PM PST mike damn it man, save the sex for when you come down here to visit (somehow I think andrew said that because he is one damn sick fuck - that is if it is the andrew i think it is) Posted by ... @ 02/22/2005 09:24 PM PST hey cutie, wanna cyber? Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:25 PM PST
what the hell is with some of these emtoicons.. like Posted by ... @ 02/22/2005 09:26 PM PST i think it's considered cute in some asian countries or something... Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:27 PM PST Ok. So I'm taking off my panties and then a meteor hits me. Sucks that I'm so dead, otherwise we could have sex. Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:27 PM PST
Posted by ... @ 02/22/2005 09:28 PM PST just cause you're dead doesn't mean you can't have sex - anything is possible with viagra Posted by ... @ 02/22/2005 09:29 PM PST it's probably symbolic or something. how the hell should i know? Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:29 PM PST I cast level 4 eroticism on you. Posted by MAGICWIZARD @ 02/22/2005 09:31 PM PST viagra is option really, i dont mind the backdoor. Posted by ... @ 02/22/2005 09:31 PM PST
what the hell could Posted by ... @ 02/22/2005 09:31 PM PST hey, are you into vegetables? Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:32 PM PST MAGICWIZARD wishes to mate with you. Do you accept? (Y/N) Posted by MAGICWIZARD @ 02/22/2005 09:32 PM PST you mean like growing 'em and shit? yeah. so you're in the garden and you're bending over to pull out some lettuce... Posted by bloodninja @ 02/22/2005 09:33 PM PST Andrew you sick fucking bastard, I can't believe I had sex with you (and stop pretending to be people damn it - cows eat cereal too) Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:33 PM PST http://homepage.ntlworld.com/shiver.419/images/trophy_room/albert_williams.jpg http://homepage.ntlworld.com/shiver.419/images/trophy_room/akin_jacob2.jpg Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:33 PM PST PENIS READ ERROR (A)bort, (r)etry, (f)ail? Posted by DOS @ 02/22/2005 09:34 PM PST this thing has turned into like complete damn hell, screw this mike tell andrew me and him are through, he's not getting anymore of this damn pussy biyotches ZIMBABWE Posted by ... @ 02/22/2005 09:35 PM PST my name is steve. Posted by steve @ 02/22/2005 09:37 PM PST i like chicken, i like liver... that was SO not me posting. i was checking my email. where did you get those pictures? Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:38 PM PST
GERMANY LOVES ME! Posted by david hasslehoff @ 02/22/2005 09:38 PM PST
Posted by MAGICWIZARD @ 02/22/2005 09:38 PM PST all right guys I can't take this shit anymore, MIKE I LOVE YOU DAMN IT Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:39 PM PST Kate Beckinsale is hot. Posted by MAGICWIZARD @ 02/22/2005 09:39 PM PST Kate Beckinsale is an ugly whore compared to mike Posted by Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:40 PM PST oh the emotional rollercoaster... LOL Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:41 PM PST it's true. i'm hotter than kate beckinsale. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:41 PM PST but i am not hotter than william shatner, no one is hotter than bill. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:42 PM PST Uh, orgy? Posted by LOSERMIKE @ 02/22/2005 09:43 PM PST that wasn't nice, andrew. now we have to scroll all over the goddamned place. Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:44 PM PST Holy Christ, Mike? What the fuck did you do? If you make it too long, no one will read it. Posted by The REAL Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:44 PM PST dude, that wasn't me. i'm just zenkalia (some of the time) and steve (most of the time). although now i won't be able to be steve because people will philanderize my name... is that a word? Posted by zenkalia @ 02/22/2005 09:45 PM PST
i am such a tool Posted by The REAL Andrew @ 02/22/2005 09:45 PM PST Up to 4 players going head-to-head in continuous heart-pounding action! In more than 45 mini-games, shove your competitors aside as you maneuver through futuristic, urban surroundings. Run, slide, fly and roll through 6 dynamic environments with one goal: Beat your friends and rack up the highest score. Posted by MAGICWIZARD @ 02/22/2005 09:46 PM PST I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. Posted by bloodninja @ 02/22/2005 09:47 PM PST Ill give you my unid windforce for your soj. Kekekekeke ^_^ Posted by MAGICWIZARD @ 02/22/2005 09:47 PM PST Jesus god, when my manga pictures VANISHED I thought you guys had HACKED into my BLOG, but NO, you were just being UBER RETARDS. I deleted the comments that extended the screen to ten times its fucking width, and DON'T DO THAT AGAIN, it was a pain in the ass to erase. Mike, don't you have anything better to do at Berkeley? I'm not even gonna bother asking Andrew that one. Posted by Janice @ 02/22/2005 11:44 PM PST Please, give them another post so they will have a meaning to their lives. You should be flattered that all these guys need you so much. Posted by Sarah @ 02/24/2005 05:27 PM PST especially me, steve. Posted by Steve @ 02/24/2005 10:07 PM PST *pirate dance* Posted by zenkalia @ 02/27/2005 02:07 PM PST *pirate dance* Posted by Andrew @ 02/27/2005 11:00 PM PST
(kills the two pie-rats) Posted by earl @ 02/28/2005 07:00 PM PST *pirate dance* Posted by jim @ 03/01/2005 01:47 AM PST kickass! *pirate dance* Posted by zenkalia @ 03/01/2005 07:02 PM PST yes, janice the time has come to make a new post. and of course the perfect occasion has arrived! the walrus takes away 5 points from our grade. why are we such rebels? Posted by Jessie @ 03/01/2005 07:22 PM PST I am the walrus. Ku-Ku-Kachoo. Posted by Andrew @ 03/01/2005 09:03 PM PST *pirate dance* Posted by zenkalia @ 03/01/2005 09:36 PM PST *pirate wench dance* Posted by Sarah @ 03/01/2005 10:37 PM PST *pirate dance* Posted by steve @ 03/01/2005 11:24 PM PST *pirate dance* Posted by zenkalia @ 03/02/2005 07:40 PM PST *pirate wench dance* Posted by Sarah @ 03/02/2005 10:07 PM PST *pirate dance* Posted by Zenkalia @ 03/03/2005 12:31 PM PST *opens fire on pirates* Posted by Victor @ 03/29/2005 05:45 PM PST
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