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03/01/2005 Entry: "Guwarrgh."
Music | Vision of Escaflowne OST - Title Song
Mood | re: subject
This is not a blog entry. This is Janice posting a PSEUDO-blog entry so that it appears she has blogged. Mostly in an effort to stop the comments for the last entry reaching 200, you crazy people. [Note: Don't EVER post across the screen again. It. Pisses. Janice. Off.] Janice currently has the following: Got into UCI. Janice is very pleased that there is a college somewhere that wants her. Keep it up for Cal and LA - do NOT hope for Janice, it will undoubtedly jinx it. (Janice doesn't even talk about other people's chances for getting anymore and suddenly has turned superstitious. Don't speak the name of that Scottish play. Who cares if that's only for drama.) Looked up the deadlines for the colleges - LA, very interesting - Berkeley: March 31st. Nice bridge on Magnolia just in case Janice gets a rejection. Plus: looks like, except for Cal, all will be known in two weeks. Interesting note: UCI used a blue curlicue font to say "You are Accepted!" What phrase would they use to tell you of rejection? "You Are Not l33t"? (Or will they say "Hahahah, n00b!"?) Or font? Times New Roman? Courier New? Killer Ants? (Yes, that last one's a font.) Will it be in black? Or red? Or maybe purple. UCI is currently overloading. Do the UC people not realize that several thousand applicants are trying to check their status or something? Amateurs. Realizes: Cal and UCLA will be so, so much worse. Damn. Person on hit list: Wasserman. Take off the W and capitalize the next letter because writer is a teenager. Combined with the term "sea lion" = opinion of said teacher. Eyes. Closing. Now. Spoken words: 54 have fallen. this is why our love grows each day. Posted by jessie @ 03/02/2005 12:40 AM PST *pirate dance* Posted by Janice, who is actually Mike @ 03/02/2005 07:40 PM PST Ha. Ha. Mike. I don't know why I don't think sucking up other names is funny, but I guess I don't. Posted by Janice @ 03/03/2005 07:58 AM PST *pirate dance* Posted by Janice, who is actually Mike @ 03/03/2005 12:31 PM PST I dunno, try me. Posted by Janice @ 03/03/2005 03:52 PM PST It's okay, we all know that Janice is, in fact, a pirate. There is no need to deny it. Posted by Andrew @ 03/03/2005 06:59 PM PST What phrase would they use to tell you of rejection? "You Are Not l33t"? (Or will they say "Hahahah, n00b!"?) I must second Jessie's comment, my anarchist friend. Hahaha. Posted by Christina @ 03/04/2005 06:35 AM PST
On our tour of Chicago, our tour guide kept talking about how the business people of Chicago are sooo rich and they shouldn't have to give it up blah blah and the best part was about the Democrats and how they are "anarchists". Posted by Jessie @ 03/07/2005 03:52 PM PST Oh, Jessie, you make my heart warm. I might've shot out the windows, which you might've already suspected since I'm a RABID RADICAL LIBERAL OOMAAIGAAD. Hey, gotta live up to the title. Posted by Janice @ 03/07/2005 11:48 PM PST He also told us about why one buidling in the city is painted red: A grandmother and her grand daughter were walking next to it and a pane of glass fell on decapitated grandma. The red paint is in memorium to her. It was a lovely trip. Posted by Jessie @ 03/08/2005 04:59 PM PST ˇˇˇˇREVOLUCIÓN!!!! Posted by Victor @ 03/08/2005 08:36 PM PST You bet I do. Actually, since the reciept is proof of my ownership of Victor, couldn't I auction him off?
Posted by Janice @ 03/08/2005 09:54 PM PST I can't believe nobody has said it yet: Today was the BEST GOVT. CLASS EVER. Posted by Christina @ 03/09/2005 12:19 AM PST It would have been nice if you at least fed me once a week or at least gave me a rug to sleep on. Posted by Victor @ 03/10/2005 05:56 PM PST Your misfortune to have been sold by BHS? Those damn public schools. And Christina: because he shut up? Too bad you weren't here at Government today.. I finally realized that the squeaking noise is his artificial leg. Posted by Janice @ 03/10/2005 06:58 PM PST Because it was awesomeness on parade. Who knew our tax dollars went toward entertainment as well as education? remind me to beat you later, insolent Hot. I wish I belonged to Janice. Posted by Christina @ 03/10/2005 09:06 PM PST In Wasserman's case, I think it's entertainment -rather- than education. Christina, you can sell yourself to me -any- time. Posted by Janice @ 03/11/2005 07:01 AM PST Cool, i get a buddy. Posted by Victor @ 03/11/2005 03:58 PM PST I can start a collection of BHS students. Then once it's really, really large, I sell you all on e-bay. Like the link. Posted by Janice @ 03/13/2005 10:58 PM PST Except that we would go for much, much less. Posted by Christina @ 03/14/2005 07:19 AM PST I sold my smaller, more efficient Janice for over $500 USD on eBay about a year ago. Posted by Andrew @ 03/14/2005 11:06 PM PST In that class I sometimes have the feeling I'm insane or mildly retarded or both. Have you noticed that after trying to communicate with Captain USA I have to look around and ask one of my peers if I make any sense whatsoever? Yes. It's most disconcerting. Posted by Christina @ 03/21/2005 05:10 PM PST
aaahahha christinaaa Posted by jesssie @ 03/23/2005 10:04 AM PST He scared me today with his bizarre, uncharacteristic niceness. Posted by Christina @ 03/24/2005 07:16 PM PST He knows he has the administration watching. Typical coward. Posted by Janice @ 03/25/2005 09:30 AM PST yes it is, but telling me I misspelled a purposely misspelled word is about as useful as giving president bush good advice. Posted by s @ 03/25/2005 11:07 AM PST
-_-; are you like, undercover? Just delete the comment if it bothers you that much Posted by Janice @ 03/26/2005 09:56 AM PST
my bbbbaaabyy is going to BERKELEYYYYYYY Posted by jessie @ 04/01/2005 08:03 AM PST Janicccce, come look at the pretty photos of your pretty campus-to-be! http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=confiture Posted by Christina @ 04/01/2005 10:00 PM PST
Another document for the "go go GO to Berkeley!" file, though in a less obvious way: "The Angel Malfoy, with modesty that befits his kind, does not touch the revered and frightened girl but puts the diary in the girl's cauldron, representive of her womb." There are so many things wrong with that sentence that I just don't know where to begin. Posted by Christina @ 04/01/2005 10:30 PM PST Oh, my god. The cauldron, representative of her womb? "You don't want Cal to look like some nerd school" ... HAHAHA, best ad line ever. "Ginny, like our own children, is captured by Potter's serpent-like green gaze, and maybe his tongue" WOW. I thought the completely wrong thing with the last part there. Going to visit Berkeley now, but I loved your pictures, sweet. Posted by Janice @ 04/02/2005 08:13 AM PST Going to visit Berkeley now, but I loved your pictures, sweet. You mean all (mental math: nine parts x five photos per installment = ) 45 of them? That's dedication. "Ginny, like our own children, is captured by Potter's serpent-like green gaze, and maybe his tongue" WOW. I thought the completely wrong thing with the last part there. This is why we are friends. Posted by Christina @ 04/02/2005 09:23 AM PST I just saw The Incredibles and I'm wondering how many Christians are outraged that the son can run on water. Posted by Christina @ 04/02/2005 06:00 PM PST Jesus was also known for his superhuman strength and his ability to stretch his limbs for miles. Posted by Andrew @ 04/03/2005 10:28 PM PST
ahahahhaha Posted by jessie @ 04/10/2005 12:26 AM PST Oh, Janice, I missed you and Jessie and Ryan. You and your juicy diction. Posted by Christina @ 04/13/2005 08:25 PM PST Ahaha Janice. Oh my god. You know I love you to little pieces and have the highest possible respect for your future place of living and working, but oh. Oh my. Clickity. http://www.stanfordrejects.com Posted by Christina @ 04/16/2005 08:02 PM PST my triumphant return to the janice blogginess! actually, christina, stanford printed an article in their paper this year about how berkeley is a better school and how they're just stuck up bastards... it really was a way to insult us... but it didn't really work. a lot of berkeley people were like "wo0t" and a lot of stanford people were like "wtf." Posted by zenkalia @ 04/23/2005 03:56 PM PST Crap, Jan. It's almost May. Give us something. Posted by Sarah @ 04/29/2005 11:02 PM PST Happy tomorrow, my AP-free birthday girl! Posted by Christina @ 05/02/2005 08:32 PM PST i demand a prom post. with pictures. why is it that girls always fuck with themselves so much on prom so that people don't recognize them? -_- it's not just you janice... it's a malady that all women have for whatever reason. Posted by zenkalia @ 05/15/2005 03:56 PM PST I WANT A PROM UPDATE. I never got a prom, so I WILL live througth you. No matter what it takes. Posted by Sarah @ 05/16/2005 10:22 AM PST Ah, Janice, you never looked lovelier, but that doesn't mean you can IGNORE YOUR ADORING FANS. Posted by Christina @ 05/18/2005 12:14 PM PST I WILL blog soon, I swear it, I've just gotten out of the habit of blogging and it looks like it's taking a bit to get back in ;P and yeah, Mike, I have pictures, too. Posted by Janice @ 05/18/2005 03:31 PM PST Woohoo! Posted by Christina @ 05/19/2005 11:13 PM PST Nothing but drum beats matter to the T DJ. Posted by Andrew @ 05/22/2005 02:53 AM PST hawt secs! hawt secs! i'm hungry. are you around, janice? i'm in weiser's. Posted by zenkalia @ 05/23/2005 02:36 PM PST DON'T YOU DARE SNEEZE, YOUNG LADY. Posted by Christina @ 05/31/2005 08:32 PM PST you should be lynched for your actions. Posted by jessie @ 06/01/2005 08:58 PM PST you should be lynched for your crude acts. Posted by jessie @ 06/01/2005 10:32 PM PST im glad your stupid blog made me look like a moron. everytime id press submit it wouldnt show up so i did it multiple timess.... oh well. Posted by JESSIE @ 06/03/2005 11:27 PM PST Janice, I miss you. We ALL miss you. Posted by Christina @ 07/01/2005 10:25 PM PST Okay, it has been long enough. come back to us. Posted by Jessie @ 07/02/2005 10:04 AM PST We the people demand another blog post. Posted by Them @ 07/12/2005 12:27 AM PST
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