Thursday, July 29, 2004

Subject | "nag nag nag"

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Everyone nags me for blog entries. But what am I supposed to blog about?

Oh, I know. How about the great big huge cloud of EEEEEEEEVIL that wants to KEEEEEEL me?

Otherwise known as Canada.

You see, I've never done anything to Canada.

Maybe I should have. Maybe the root of my current problem is that I never did something really evil to Canada (other than sing along to that South Park song .. :P). If I had, I'm sure it wouldn't want me.

But it does want me. And through the cruelest, cruelest of ways.

You see, my parents and I are going to Canada.

Oh, no, not my sisters. My sisters are .. doing their own thing. Or something.

While I go to Canada.

Touring.

On a tour bus.

And if you've read my profile, you know where this is going.

Yes, it's an all-Korean tour bus. Golly gosh. Doesn't that sound like fun?

I stopped screaming hysterically after the third day or so, but every once in awhile, I keep shivering in fear.

My mother was having a temper tantrum for awhile. "Awhile" being something like ... oh, five days? You see, my sister did a little something that annoyed my mother, and being that my darling-precious-loving-caring sister was in SAN DIEGO, my mother had no one to take her temper out on.

Rephrase - "No one that deserved to have her temper taken out on."

For. Five. Days.

Here are quotes from that period of hellfire:

"It's okay. You don't need to go to UCLA, or UC Berkeley ... no, no, if you're just going to waste your life, a CC is good enough for you.."

"You can do the dishes EVERY DAY NOW. Because I have renounced being a MOTHER."

"We're not going to do paperwork today. Because I might KILL YOU."

"You cook dinner. I'm no longer your mother."

My loving, darling sisters thought this was absolutely hilarious.

HARDY HAR HAR.

Might I add that I didn't do anything wrong? Why was I being punished when I actually hadn't done anything?

About a day or so after she was done with her five day hissy fit, I found out about Canada.

And the All-Korean tour bus.

No one knows my pain. My suffering. In fact, both of my sisters laughed like homicidal maniacs having a banquet when I sobbingly told them. Plus, I'm missing Key Club's Awake-a-thon, which has to be one of the most entertaining events of Exex Board.. -_-

And then there's the all-Korean tour bus.

Which never leaves. So if you think I forgot, I didn't.

"I HATE YOU, DRACO MALFOY!" screamed Hermione.

"Darling, meet our new son.. Draven Malfoy."

::dies:: Draven!? Where the hell do people come up with this stuff?

(Probably the same place that they came up with levitation charms so that Snape could thrust into Harry at a better angle while the latter screams, "Fuck, yes!")

So anyone else ever read a fanfic where Draco Malfoy is part-Veela and goes into heat, which can only be sated by his destined mate who-just-happens-to-be Hermione Granger? Damn, those are funny.

All of you commanded me to blog. Or for me to entertain you. But what can I say? I seem to have lost my sense of humor. It left when my bad mood came.

And who knows why I'm in a bad mood.

Maybe it's the all-Korean tour bus.

So my mother came home, and complained to me that she couldn't open her Adobe Acrobat files. Since I'm teaching her to use the computer, I asked her to show me exactly what she had done.

Now, it looked like this.

Janice: ... Which button did you click on?

Mother: Quit.

Janice: WHY?

Mother: Because launch means stopping, right?

Janice: O_X Where did you get that idea? It's launch as in "launch pad", so why would it be stop?

Mother: But don't spaceships land on the launch pad?

Janice: ........................ X_x

I haven't been watching the Democratic Convention, but Obama did a nice and crowd-pleasing speech, which, if you hadn't read it, you should. It's somewhat traditional (which is to be expected in politics), but has a solid theme of uniting America (although heaven knows if that's possible by anyone out there). ^_^

OOH! News on the new and horrible Pride and Prejudice!

So my sister said that Judi Dench is playing Lady Catherine..

You know the confrontation scene with Elizabeth and Lady Catherine?

As my sister said: Judi Dench is going to eat Keira Knightley for dinner. Or something. She could be wrong, but isn't it a possibility? I was rewatching Pirates, and while Keira Knightley has spirit, Judi Dench has the ability to slice people, very neatly, into many small pieces.

I want to rewatch the miniseries. ;_; But Stacy borrowed it. WEEP.

(And how many versions of P&P can you have in one decade, anyway? The miniseries was fine, fine stuff, and then you have that movie and now this one..)

I picked up my packet for registration, and it suddenly occured to me:

We. Are. Seniors.

(Except for Sarah, who's beating us, and for Spencer, who never had to enter hell in the first place, but let me continue my gloating.)

We are ALMOST DONE. I NEVER again will have to conjugate a Spanish verb as long as I live. (Well, not for class, anyway.) I will very possibly have a free T.A. period, and if I can T.A. for Thomson and listen to his lectures again, the paperwork will be worth it. (And the food.)

AHAHAHAHA I'M ALMOST OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE WHERE LIFE DECIDED TO KICK ME IN THE ASS AND LAUGH ABOUT HOW MUCH IT HATED ME. WELL, LIFE, I'M ONLY TAKING THOSE PRISON BARS PAINTED THE COLOR OF MOLD FOR ONE MORE YEAR. AHAHAHAHAHA.

And I wonder how I'll be when we graduate? Hmm.

Posted by Kylara @ 09:55 PM PST

Tuesday, July 6, 2004

Subject | "THE ROAD IS MINE."

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AHAHAHAHAHA, ALL OF YOU PEDESTRIANS BEWARE. I DRIVE.

So yeah, that translates to "Janice got her license today and is acting creepy-happy". Yep. I can't believe I passed. (My entire family can't believe I passed, either.)

== Replay of Driving Test ==

Proctor: Turn left.

[Janice pulls out of Lane 1]

[Janice sees her mother turn her head away as if she cannot bear to watch]

Janice: -_-;

Proctor: Turn right.

Proctor: Turn left.

Proctor: Turn right.

Janice: ^_^;;

Proctor: Turn left.

[Janice proceeds to turn right]

Janice: OMG! Did you say *LEFT*?

Proctor: Turn left.

Janice: ;_;

[sometime later]

Proctor: pull over.

Janice: You mean you want me to park?

Proctor: pull over. [exact same tone]

Janice: .. [pulls over]

[some time later]

Proctor: turn right into the DMV.

Janice: OMG IT'S ONLY BEEN 12 MINUTES I FAILED I FAILED I FAILED ;_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ;

Proctor: *lecture lecture lecture lecture*

Janice: ;_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ;

[Proctor makes lots of funny marks on paper]

Proctor: See me at window 1.

Janice: ? What does this paper mean?

[Janice walks out and sees mother on phone with coworker]

Janice: Mother, what does this paper say? Did I pass?

Mother: O.O Yes.

Janice: GYAAAAAAAAAAAH (+ other screaming impossible to understand)

Mother's cellphone: ._.

[inside DMV]

Proctor: your license comes in two weeks. You're done.

Janice: I'm really done? I'm really done?

Proctor: yes.

Janice: THANK YOU SO MUCH THANK YOU THANK YOU~~

Proctor: ... T_T

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In other news.. John Edwards was picked as Kerry's running mate. :O I wonder how Kerry will explain away all the arguments he made against Edwards during the beginning campaigns? Go figure. Kerry's a bit boring, so perhaps Edwards will spice things up a little - particularly since he's so popular, even though he's a lawyer. :O I want things to go well.

Anyway: cannot *believe* I am a licensed driver. All your base are belong to us, I say. Or something.

Spiderman II SUCKED, btw, but it was absolutely hilarious to sit through. If you've seen it:

You know that Mary Jane can only "get off" by one person;

That genetics and physics are very easily defied by B movie directors;

That Mary Jane's dress magically attracts water even as it repels underclothing;

And, of course, that Tobey Maguire is actually Jesus Christ.

Must go do SAT Practice. But will run you all over at nearest opportunity! Muah.

Posted by Kylara @ 07:52 PM PST